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ioh9

my uncle farted in the meat display section with the glass covered refrigerated displays and then convinced the counter worker to smell to see if the meat was rotting. we had the guy smelling that fart for minutes and then called others to smell it as well. i think they probably went and looked through all of the meat displayed.

rick

I work at one. We (my manager and I) set a store record for playing Tequila Sunrise by The Eagles 71 times in a row before any customer said anything. The previous record was (Ghost) Riders in the Sky by Johnny Cash at 25 plays in a row.

someonewhatever

I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina Dog Chow for a neighbor. I was in the checkout line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. So...since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog. I was starting the Purina Diet again.

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